Reasons why my weekend in Portugal kicked serious ass:
Other reasons it kicked ass:
1). Didn´t smoke. Ok, just one. Thanks dude from Chiringuito. Thanks too for not hitting on us. I know you were almost blinded by my whiteness when I came up to bum a smoke, therefore you couldn´t see how hot I looked underneath the glare.
2). Played drinking games in rooftop luxury. What? How old am i again? Thirty-what? Thanks to the one that was young enough to remember the rules to those games. I had long filed those memories away under "stuff you should never do again if you have any dignity".
3). Ate ridiculously cheap food that was ridiculously good. Thanks, fish haters, more for me.
4). Had only thirty seconds tops pass between severe laughter seizures, thanks to you and your lovely madness.
Now I just need to make a list of reasons why I need to get back to work.