Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Less Elitism Please.
Am I on acid right now? Thoughts and words be flowy melty collidy happy rollercoastery flowery...oops I´m all forgetty-sprinkled.
Dumb it down for me, girlfriend (is that sexist?), I’m not following. When you speak it’s like this guy:
This elistism must be stopped.
Dear Senator John McCain,
I am writing to urge you to rethink your choice for V.P. running mate. I’m a regular American, a Main Street American, if you will. I find that Sarah Palin exists on such a superior intellectual plane that her nuanced thought bytes convolute in such a way as to surpass any normal person’s ability to comprehend such highly complex analytical theses. Her interview with Katie Couric was more difficult to understand than Kierkegaard and Heidegger´s Ontology of Existence.
Maybe this is because my dumb-ass received its formal education in YOUR STATE. Yeah, you remember, the one that ranks 50 in the nation "on factors including expenditures for instruction, pupil-teacher ratios, high school graduation and dropout rates, and reading, writing and math proficiency".
Please can you choose someone else or ask her to please dumb it down so the non-elite can follow her highly complex thought processes? Or you could just ask her not to drop acid before her next interview.
P.S. Eat shit.